PAB Clothing
B-Eagles Suck — Anti-Philadelphia Football Tee
B-Eagles Suck — Anti-Philadelphia Football Tee
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They threw batteries at Santa Claus. This is the polite response.
A city that climbs greased poles to celebrate and boos its own draft picks has forfeited the right to be offended by a t-shirt.
What is on it
Front
B-EAGLES SUCK
Back
PHILADELPHIA FANS
= PAB
DON'T BE ONE.
Sleeve
The PAB logo.
The back is the same on every shirt in the line. Only the city changes.
Fit & fabric
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Retail fit, side-seamed, ribbed collar that holds its shape, shoulder taping so it does not twist after a few washes. Tear-away label. Heather colours run a cotton/poly blend.
Size guide — inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve length | 8⅞ | 9¼ | 9½ | 9¾ | 10 | 10⅜ |
Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest and match it to the chest-width row. Between sizes? Size up.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed when you order it
Made after you buy it: 2–5 business days in production, then 3–7 in transit. Free US shipping over $50. 30-day returns.
