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PAB Rivalry Clothing
B-Eagles Suck / Philadelphia Fans = PAB Rivalry Tee
B-Eagles Suck / Philadelphia Fans = PAB Rivalry Tee
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Bring the B-Eagles Suck roast to your next football watch party. This Philadelphia rivalry tee pairs its front joke with the PAB fan callout on the back.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
This lightweight crew-neck tee brings bold, no-nonsense attitude to game day and everyday wear. The clean white cotton canvas puts the strong black lettering front and back into sharp relief — a straight-talking statement tee for people who love ribald sports rivalry and want their stance seen from across the stands. The retail fit sits comfortably for layering or wearing solo; a ribbed knit collar and shoulder-taping keep the shape through repeat wears. Breathable Airlume combed cotton makes it comfortable during long tailgates, travel, or while cheering from a bar. Small sleeve artwork adds a subtle team-adjacent detail without overpowering the main message. Wash-friendly printing methods preserve the bold text and sleeve art so the shirt reads loud and clear game after game.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Bold front and back printed text with durable DTF/DTG printing depending on provider
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified and adult sizes
- Made using ethical manufacturing practices; blank sourced from Honduras; blends vary for heather colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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DON’T BE ONE
Size guide
Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare a favorite tee laid flat with the chest width and body length below.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
Shipping
Printing happens before the carrier journey begins. The product, print provider, destination, stock and seasonal workload can affect both stages. Use the current product and checkout information when ordering; a general estimate is not a guaranteed arrival date.
Returns
Contact us with your order number and photos of any damage, misprint, or incorrect item. Our Returns & Refunds policy explains the applicable deadlines and remedies.
Before you add to cart
- Black or white artwork only
- Front and back print
- Independent, original rivalry design
- Choose your color and size before checkout