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Seachickens Suck — Anti-Seattle Football Tee
Seachickens Suck — Anti-Seattle Football Tee
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Second and goal from the one.
Best power back in football standing in the backfield, and they threw it. A decade later that city is still explaining the play call to anyone who will hold still. This shirt does not explain anything.
What is on it
Front
SEACHICKENS
SUCK
Back
SEATTLE FANS
= PAB
DON'T BE ONE.
Sleeve
The PAB logo.
The back is the same on every shirt in the line. Only the city changes.
Fit & fabric
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Retail fit, side-seamed, ribbed collar that holds its shape, shoulder taping so it does not twist after a few washes. Tear-away label.
Size guide — inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve length | 8⅞ | 9¼ | 9½ | 9¾ | 10 | 10⅜ |
Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest and match it to the chest-width row. Between sizes? Size up.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed when you order it
Made after you buy it: 2–5 business days in production, then 3–7 in transit. Free US shipping over $50. 30-day returns.
