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Cowgirls Suck — Anti-Dallas Football Tee
Cowgirls Suck — Anti-Dallas Football Tee
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Thirty seasons. No conference championship game.
America's Team last played for a conference title in January 1996. Since then: a stadium with its own zip code, a merchandise empire, and a divisional round exit filed under “building something.” Count it on the shirt so they do not have to.
What is on it
Front
COWGIRLS
SUCK
Back
DALLAS FANS
= PAB
DON'T BE ONE.
Sleeve
The PAB logo.
The back is the same on every shirt in the line. Only the city changes.
Colours
Black, Navy and White. Black is the safe one. Navy is the one that reads as a jab to anyone who knows the palette.
Fit & fabric
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Retail fit, side-seamed, ribbed collar that holds its shape, shoulder taping so it does not twist after a few washes. Tear-away label.
Size guide — inches
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 16½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Body length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve length | 8⅜ | 8⅞ | 9¼ | 9½ | 9¾ | 10 | 10⅜ | 10¾ |
Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest and match it to the chest-width row. Between sizes? Size up.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed when you order it
Made after you buy it: 2–5 business days in production, then 3–7 in transit. Free US shipping over $50. 30-day returns.
