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Cowgirls Suck — Anti-Dallas Football Tee

Cowgirls Suck — Anti-Dallas Football Tee

Regular price $34.00 USD
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Thirty seasons. No conference championship game.

America's Team last played for a conference title in January 1996. Since then: a stadium with its own zip code, a merchandise empire, and a divisional round exit filed under “building something.” Count it on the shirt so they do not have to.

What is on it

Front
COWGIRLS
SUCK

Back
DALLAS FANS
= PAB
DON'T BE ONE.

Sleeve
The PAB logo.

The back is the same on every shirt in the line. Only the city changes.

Colours

Black, Navy and White. Black is the safe one. Navy is the one that reads as a jab to anyone who knows the palette.

Fit & fabric

Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Retail fit, side-seamed, ribbed collar that holds its shape, shoulder taping so it does not twist after a few washes. Tear-away label.

Size guide — inches

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Chest width 16½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Body length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Sleeve length 8⅜ 8⅞ 10 10⅜ 10¾

Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest and match it to the chest-width row. Between sizes? Size up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

Printed when you order it

Made after you buy it: 2–5 business days in production, then 3–7 in transit. Free US shipping over $50. 30-day returns.

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